constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
(Source: dickfranceschi)
- friend: how long does it take to get there?
- me: about 5 songs
i have a restaurant idea
okay so its a Camp Out theme.
You get seated inside tents and the waiters and waitresses have to dress up as bears.
Going to a friends house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
